Insubordiknit

hamhocks and big batts

oh, oh, oh, I finally have a list of strange things people search on to get to my site. Besides all the expected variations of insubordiknit and yarn references, my favorites include:

lyrics cause you gotta have friends
and we all do, right? gotta have 'em. lyrics and friends.

redheart wool tam pattern
oh no, just no. Only my friend Grady, who's goal it is to be the gayest knitter ever, should knit tams, and never out of redheart.

sexy big boobs
now I've gotta include that one because it's the lesser of the totally, blatantly pornagraphic ones and it's just so weird that my site would come up. I mean, me?...sexy?...big?...boobs?. You jest. I'm still wearing smurfette bras from Sears.

big bats pics
yeah baby, now that gets even me HAWT! HAWT enough to be a 18 year old that looks younger and can lick my own puddin', which was another one except puddin' was not puddin', that's my lil bit o slang.

and my favorite of all --

I need some history on hamhocks
First, there's not a person sitting on some computer at google reading that request, you know. And if there were, at least say please! I mean, really. Second, you need some history on hamhocks? What? Like in general or one particular hamhock? It was in a pig, now it's in your soup. History lesson over. And finally, you checking my blog for history on hamhocks? Work out well for ya?

Of course, now, after saying hamhock so many times, everyone that needs some history on hamhocks will be showing up here. Yep, fresh out of hamhock history, but won't you stay for the big batts pics?

Posted by jacey at November 12, 2005 08:41 PM